You? The Most Tired Person in America? Win $5,000

Deadline: September 10, 2026 at 11:59 p.m. Central Time

You're exhausted.

How you make it through the day is a mystery to me.

You need a vacation...

Your body has been begging you for it...

And you'd better listen before it MAKES you listen.

Screw it...

You need something deeper.

You're tired.

The vacation fantasy is only a symptom of a bigger problem.

You want relief.

Some people want to escape.

Others just need some extra breathing room.

You need it.

Money for a plane ticket.

A hotel suite.

A week by the ocean.

Or...

For groceries...

Rent...

Credit card debt...

Motherfucking gas...

Breathe.

One less problem keeping you awake at night.

This giveaway is for YOU.

One exhausted American will receive $5,000 in Visa gift cards.

Despite the “America’s Most Tired” theme, the winner will be selected in a random drawing.

This is just a cheap gimmick – and we love them for it.

Because it rings true.

You ARE tired.

Otherwise, you wouldn't be thinking about a vacation in the first place.

Maybe you really need some relief.

Some luck.

Some compassion.

Nobody has to know!

Plant those seeds in the universe.

Enter your name.

Let the universe do its work.

Light a candle...

Say a prayer...

Then let it go...

And let fate do what it will.

You did your part.

This promotion expires in two weeks...

So get to it!

What You Could Win

One winner will receive:

• $5,000 in Visa gift cards

Use it toward a vacation—or use it for whatever would make life feel less exhausting.

Who Can Enter

You must be:

• A legal resident of the 50 United States, Washington, D.C., or a U.S. territory
• At least 18 years old or the age of majority where you live

Only one entry is allowed per person.

Important: Enter using the exact legal name shown on your government-issued identification. Nicknames and aliases can get you disqualified.

The winner is expected to be contacted around September 21, 2026 and may have only two days to return the required documents. Check your email and spam folder carefully.

The prize is taxable and will be reported on an IRS Form 1099.

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